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Localisation: UK
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| Citation: | Ongoing/Retainer Services
• $10,000 Annually
(12 Events, 15 Calls, 10 Appearances, 3 Consultations)
Additional Services
• "Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per call
(30 minute duration) or email (24 hr response time)
• Touch Her Hair: $25 each time
• Touch Her Skin: $35 each touch
• Compare Your Skin Tone to Hers: $50
• Tell her"you look just like..." another black person: $100
• Call her "sister" "sista" "girlfriend" or "girl": $150 each time
• Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour
• Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person
• Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)
• "Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch
• Certificate of Association: $100
A 8x10" certificate stating your affiliation with a black person.
Payment
We accept all major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, Discover, Amex). For drop-in/appearances, payment in full is due at time of confirmation. Otherwise, a 50% deposit is due upon confirmation; with the remainder to be paid upon arrival at event. Retainer services are paid quarterly. Certificates of Association require 4-6 weeks for delivery. |
Pour moins cher en Europe
on preferera s'offrir
un T shirt Mandela
et un autocollant "Touche pas mon pote"
pour aller au "Live 8"
danser "Saga Africa"
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(>8 ¬ ° }
If you will suck my soul...
...I will lick your funky emotions
(<8 ¬ p } |
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